I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best thing.
Watching thru this series right now for the first time, and this does not surprise me at all, good job Nicko’ for doing your homework.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER
literally every person on tumblr.
In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.
also tech support
I’ve been waiting for this gifset for my whole life
ohh DAvid i love you…… hahahahhahahaaa
A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.
gross gross gross gross gross
Good morning disgusting.
- “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
- A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
- If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
- Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
- You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
- The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.
Remember ladies, don’t expect to leave your house an be treated like an autonomous person who doesn’t have to search every bathroom, powder room, and elevator like you’re in a fucking neo noir spy film! So pass on these safety tips that reaffirm that deep knot of dread in your stomach telling you your humanity is up for debate!
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds
i dreamed a dream in time gone by
when hope was high and life worth living
i dreamed that love would never die
i dreamed the god would be forgiving
but the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder
as they tear your hope apart
as they turn your dream to shaaaaaaame
aquaman that is bullshit and you know it
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
omfg. at first all i thought was ‘wow that guy has a really pointy bum’ LOLOL
alright listen up fuckers. we talk a lot about Jim and Spock and Uhura, but right now I feel the need to bring up this sexy badass lovemuffin stud. this fantastic specimen of man is Captain (Lieutenant in TOS) Hikaru Sulu, played by the ever lovely George Takei (who deserves a goddamn medal for being the best person ever, but that’s a topic for another day).
y’all better respect this man, you feel me? not only was he the most bamf pilot this side of the Federation, but he was also a brilliant astrophysicist and a strategic genius. that’s right. he was a strategic genius, just like Kirk. he even went on to captain his own vessel, the USS Excelsior, after serving on the Enterprise for many years. and he did a damn good job of it too.
in his spare time, Sulu practiced botany, judo, and fencing. because when you are as fucking suave as Sulu you don’t give a crap what people think. you do whatever the fuck you want and dare people to give you shit about it. (and if they ever did, he’d cut their ass with his pointy sword and judo chop the fucker in the back of the head all while caring for some of the universe’s rarest plants with a hand so gentle it makes clouds weep with envy.)
he was extremely loyal, resourceful, compassionate, fucking hilarious, and calm under pressure. you only wish you were as cool as Hikaru Sulu, okay? if there was anyone that you wanted on your zombie apocalypse team, it’d be him.
now I want y’all to drill this knowledge into your skulls so that whenever you hear the term bamf or badass, I want you to automatically think of Hikaru Sulu.
that man practically invented debonair.
so have some goddamn respect.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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